10 lighthearted jokes inspired by the Bible

Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems, just like Pharaoh's heart!

Why couldn't Samson go to the gym?

Because he always brought the house down!

Why did Adam never get a promotion?

He was always getting a ribbing from Eve!

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it!

What kind of car did the disciples drive?

A Honda, because the Bible says they were all in one Accord!

Why did the donkey bring a pillow to the Ark?

Because he wanted to catch up on his zzz's!

Why was Noah the best businessman in the Bible?

He floated his stock while everyone else was liquidating!

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin' Catholic!

What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?

Floodlights!

Why did the tomato turn red in the Garden of Eden?

Because it saw Adam and Eve's "apple